WHAT TIME IS IT (IT'S VALUMTIMES) [2024]

[paranomasias]

Hello and welcome to LYNDON'S VALENTINE'S DAY CMO 2024!!!! This is a space for threads that are:
1. About Valentine's Day
2. Either shippy or smutty, just make it clear upfront which one you're looking for
3. Reasonably light in tone

However, I know that my full muselist can be...... A Lot, so! If you don't have a particular character from there who you're looking for, let's have some fun and welcome you all toooooooo



THE CREATIVELY NAMED VALENTINE'S DAY DATING SHOW

We've searched high and low on my muselist to bring you the most eligible bachelorettes for anyone looking to matchmake for a quick thread! We're here to offer each one, along with a little background and some of the pros and cons of dating them!


First up is Amanda [Last Name Here], from Dream Daddy! Just leaving high school to head to college, Amanda loves photography, trashy reality television, and her dad! And for those of you looking to avoid too much excitement, she comes from a nearly entirely slice-of-life modern world! Just keep in mind that she's eighteen years old and deeply unsure of her future, which, you know. Normal teenager things.


Next up is Cress Darnel, from The Lunar Chronicles! Sometimes you're a teenager who is so good at hacking that you are kidnapped by an evil "witch" to raise you as her own isolated from the world in a tower satellite, and you grew your hair out a bunch, and... yeah, she's an adaptation of Rapunzel but scifi. Prone to falling in love easily and seeing the best in people...... but also being wildly naïve on account of having been raised in isolation on a spaceship.


WHAT'S UP GAMERS it's Miko Kubota from Glitch Techs! A pro gamer turned uh. Video Game Technician (Combat-Based), Miko is energetic, free-spirited, and deeply Canon ADHD. A huge nerd about video games and cartoons, she's not likely to match well with someone without some interest in those areas (or who she can't make interested in those areas), but she's sure an experience to know!


And for those looking for someone older, we have Entrapta from She-Ra! Do you like science? Do you like the practical applications of prehensile hair? Are you alright with a girlfriend who literally doesn't care about the idea of learning social graces? Princess Entrapta of Dryl might just be for you!


Or maybe an ancient elf healer who lives in the woods is more your style! Rosalyn Nightshade from LEGO Elves lives in the woods because of a really bad breakup, where she spends her time healing forest animals and dragons and being prickly to outsiders while awkward as hell once she likes someone! It's great, she's great.

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