[ Look Ema doesn't know what you do when she's not home, maybe you're some kind of black market forgery master to make ends meet-- ]
Don't kid yourself, Vera, it's not a talent thing, it's because I'm basically all the services of a forensic scientist at detective price. ...But you're right, that turned out much better than it could have, yes. But mostly because we got hit with one bit of good luck after another, rapid-fire.
That, or you're some kind of amazing miracle worker. Maybe it's a little bit of both. ...But either way, I think I'd rather this one not end up like ours, just so I don't end up tearing my hair out over it...
[ She reaches into her bag and pulls out her practice exam book... ]
Last thing I need is a difficult case when my exam is so close.
...Yeah. And the very first thing I do with my nice, fat forensic scientist paycheck is get you the biggest, baddest easel you've ever seen. One of those really fancy ones! And you'll get a huge canvas, and paint everything you could ever want! Sky's the limit!
[ THANKFULLY NEITHER DO I but she actually seems to know what she's doing! She's come a pretty long way since they first started; she stumbles on some of the more complex compounds, but she isn't just taking stabs in the dark, or, if she is, she's faking it pretty well!
When she doesn't know the answer, though, she seems to start munching on Snackoos for a while until it comes to her. ...Not exactly the healthiest habit... ]
Okay, but... after that, we'll go through everything again and no eating Snackoos, okay? Then before your test we can go out for a nice big meal together to help you prepare, if it works.
[ ...Geez. Ema's made this something of an impulse, to grab Vera's hand whenever she sees her start to nip at her nails.
It's really just her being irrational, but, Ema really doesn't like the sight of her doing that... ]
...Look, if it helps you sleep at night, you can hold onto the bag from now on. Just as long as you don't get mad at me when I eat the whole thing once you give it back.
[It's something Vera appreciates, actually, considering she so rarely notices herself start to do it and... well, even if she never got poisoned doing it again the memories can come back when she realizes she's at it.]
[... okay, well, she got it. But Vera's a creative type - an artist, you know, and all that - so she feigns ignorance while scooting her stool a little closer.]
I don't know, I might have to take a second or two to think about it...
Hey, you know what they say. Don't rush an artist.
[Has literally anyone else heard Vera Misham take a teasing tone? Signs point to no. There's not an incredible amount of tease to it, admittedly, but it's clear she's trying.
But she will go ahead and lean forward to plant a kiss on her lips... and break away a second later to giggle just a little, mouth no more than an inch away from Ema's.]
[ God, this side of her is adorable. It's really out of the ordinary when Vera takes the initiative, but when it happens, Ema can't help but blush. She's way too cute...
And to have her this close, well; food can wait. Right now, she wants to stay close to her. ]
That's one down, though. You may have to cough up a little bit more. You know, a down payment...
Good...if you like the taste, that just means you get to kiss me longer.
[ This time, she grasps at Vera's overalls, just to pull her in a little bit closer; she wants this one to last, and she wants to make it count. It's a reward for her doing so well on her practice test, isn't it? So she wants to savor it.
Besides, if she has to go cold turkey on the Snackoos until her exam, she at least needs to make sure a sacrifice like that is worth her while. ]
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Don't kid yourself, Vera, it's not a talent thing, it's because I'm basically all the services of a forensic scientist at detective price. ...But you're right, that turned out much better than it could have, yes. But mostly because we got hit with one bit of good luck after another, rapid-fire.
That, or you're some kind of amazing miracle worker. Maybe it's a little bit of both. ...But either way, I think I'd rather this one not end up like ours, just so I don't end up tearing my hair out over it...
[ She reaches into her bag and pulls out her practice exam book... ]
Last thing I need is a difficult case when my exam is so close.
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[Luck and being on the... Wright side of the law.]
I'm not a miracle worker, I'm just an artist. And you're on your way to acing your exam.
[And to totally prove it, she sets down her palette, grabs her notebook from nearby, and draws an A+ with a smiley face next to it.]
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Only if you help me study. If I do it on my own again, I'll flunk it for sure.
[ Though the smile she gives to that seems pretty genuine. How adorable... ]
I am starting to feel good about this attempt, though. I just have to make sure I don't get stage fright...
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[She'll go to grab the flash cards, but first... a quick kiss to Ema's forehead.]
I believe in you. We'll get you ready, and you'll pass.
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...Yeah. And the very first thing I do with my nice, fat forensic scientist paycheck is get you the biggest, baddest easel you've ever seen. One of those really fancy ones! And you'll get a huge canvas, and paint everything you could ever want! Sky's the limit!
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That would be nice. My very own in-house patron.
[She pulls up another stool once she has the flash cards.]
Ready?
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[ She, at the very least, looks pretty prepared! Though, who knows how it'll work out when she actually starts studying... ]
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[... the flaw here is that I don't know much about forensic science so. She asks her first question! An easier one, of the bunch.]
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When she doesn't know the answer, though, she seems to start munching on Snackoos for a while until it comes to her. ...Not exactly the healthiest habit... ]
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...They're probably not going to allow Snackoos in the test, right?
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[ munchmunchmunchmunch ]
It's like they're brain food, you know? Whenever I don't know the answer, they help jog my memory...
[ Ema, don't talk with your mouth full-- ]
Maybe it'd be better if we ordered in...if I did this on a full stomach...
[ Excuses. ]
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Okay, but... after that, we'll go through everything again and no eating Snackoos, okay? Then before your test we can go out for a nice big meal together to help you prepare, if it works.
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[ Rude! ]
Besides, I'm doing really well, aren't I?
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[She's biting her nail now, oops.]
You know your stuff, I'm just worried.
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It's really just her being irrational, but, Ema really doesn't like the sight of her doing that... ]
...Look, if it helps you sleep at night, you can hold onto the bag from now on. Just as long as you don't get mad at me when I eat the whole thing once you give it back.
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Just until you pass the test. Not forever.
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[ She huffs...but still, she hands the bag over. Goodbye, sweet Snackoos... ]
But I'm gonna need some collateral for this. You're gonna have to get my mind off craving them somehow.
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[... people who are good at reading cues like that, though: not Vera Misham.]
Like what?
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[ She's not gonna spell it out, but... ]
You can figure out a way, can't you?
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I don't know, I might have to take a second or two to think about it...
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[ She's just teasing, though; she catches Vera scooching in, but she doesn't say anything about it. She is looking awfully smug, but... ]
And it's kind of rude to keep a girl waiting, isn't it?
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[Has literally anyone else heard Vera Misham take a teasing tone? Signs point to no. There's not an incredible amount of tease to it, admittedly, but it's clear she's trying.
But she will go ahead and lean forward to plant a kiss on her lips... and break away a second later to giggle just a little, mouth no more than an inch away from Ema's.]
You taste like them.
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[ God, this side of her is adorable. It's really out of the ordinary when Vera takes the initiative, but when it happens, Ema can't help but blush. She's way too cute...
And to have her this close, well; food can wait. Right now, she wants to stay close to her. ]
That's one down, though. You may have to cough up a little bit more. You know, a down payment...
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[She wasn't really into Snackoos when they started dating, but... more than anything, the taste reminds her of Ema now.]
I suppose, if it can't be helped...
[And she kisses Ema again, not breaking away to giggle right away this time.]
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[ This time, she grasps at Vera's overalls, just to pull her in a little bit closer; she wants this one to last, and she wants to make it count. It's a reward for her doing so well on her practice test, isn't it? So she wants to savor it.
Besides, if she has to go cold turkey on the Snackoos until her exam, she at least needs to make sure a sacrifice like that is worth her while. ]
You don't taste half-bad yourself, you know.
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