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THE DUBIOUSLY-CANON POST-MURDERGAME CROSS-GAME DATING SCENE MEME

Listen. Some of us are lucky enough to find a special someone while in the throes of... the general emotions murdergames give, and that's great! But going back into the dating scene afterwards? It's a little tough to go to speed dating at the community center when that gap in your resume was caused by being sent off to another world and forced to do murders! How big of a fish does it take for someone's profile picture on a dating app for you to swipe right when you have a best friend from a JRPG who caught a sea serpent once? You have that group of ten to thirty people who you deeply traumabonded with... but love is still a human need, is it not? So we do what we have to when home-grown isn't available: store-bought is fine too! And that's where MRDRGM comes in!

MRDRGM is a revolutionary new dating app only compatible with interdimensionally-connected phones and devices (and, of course, jailbroken iPhones) that narrows your dating pool down to other real murdergame survival singles. Chat, flirt, and find the love of your newly-reevaluated life! Just fill out a fun profile (not like those unfun profiles from your games), answer some optional questions, and get out there, buddy!

PROMPTS

1. Just Swiped Right

You've found a potential match! Get chatting - what's your best pick-up line? Wait, do you recognize them from the thing with the robot and the weird reality show host? Does your opener even make sense to someone from another time and place? Regardless, you're not going to find love just sitting there!

2. In the interdimensional wormhole, I just can't wait

Pick them up for your very first date! Or just meet somewhere. There's twenty different ways of interdimensional travel out there, just pick one. Where are you going? What are you going to eat? Does your hair/tentacles/robot chassis look okay? Hope they look like their picture!

3. Let's take this to texting

Things are getting serious! Ish. Maybe. Either way, you're leaving the MRDRGM pastures and chatting through some other means.

4. Not looking for anything serious

Maybe you're just here for hookups, we don't judge! Just hope you don't end up with feelings - remember, the top way to end up dating a murdergame character is to joke about dating that murdergame character! That's just science!

Profile

Name: Character name! Make sure to include any and all new last names!
Age: Age | Species: Species | Occupation: Occupation
GAME: Identifying features like mastermind, location, etc
Looking for: Age range, gender, whatever specifics!
Favorite things: Likes!
Least favorite things: Dislikes!
What are my best traits: A handful of notable traits!
One thing anyone should know about me is: A piece of trivia!

Feel free to add any sort of Optional Extra Questions that a dating app might have, especially those specifically geared towards murdergame survivors! For example:

"If you could have any one room from your experience added to your current home, which one would it be and why?"

"What is your favorite thing you've done since getting home?"

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Name: Bridgette No Stress Hashima
Age: 27 | Species: Human, but maybe a weird human from how everyone reacts to me? | Occupation: Social Media Star/Upcoming Booktok Sensation
GAME: It was cartoony and like idk what do you want me to say
Looking for: Hot people 20-40, decent follower base a plus
Favorite things: Going viral, turning my trauma into content like Taylor Swift, really good drugs, really good coffee, friendship, being nice actually like I do charity streams and go give motivational speeches to kids and stuff now
Least favorite things: Cringe, the algorithm, when you use your advance from a book you wrote about a horrible experience you went through to buy a cool house but then your friends get evicted and your old building explodes and now they AND your old landlord live with you so it's all the same as before except your ex husband keeps doing this weird thing where [CHARACTER LIMIT REACHED], raisins
What are my best traits: famous, beautiful, bisexual, can get you into parties
One thing anyone should know about me is: If we go on a date legally you can't post anything until I approve it. California law, you know how it is.

[ What the hell is Norton reading?

Listen, his recent gig got him more used to the 21st century, but nothing about returning a weird disk map to some meddling kids involved deciphering whatever Bridgette wrote in her profile. "Going viral"? Isn't that some kinda disease? Why would anyone want that? What is a follower base, some kind of cult?? Who the hell is Taylor Swift and what the hell is an algorithm?!

Norton tried to scroll down and read more, but his finger slipped and he accidentally started a text conversation with this weirdo.

Crud.

At least he's in the age range she's looking for? Uh... ]

Hi. Is not knowing anything about this social media booktok thing a deal breaker?

[ Screw it, everyone on this app knows about getting yanked into different time periods and worlds anyway. ]

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