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[paranomasias]

LYNDON'S OPEN MATCHMAKING POST 2024: PRIDE EDITION

"What the hell is this, Lyndon?"

Good unnecessarily aggressive question, hypothetical person! Basically, do you remember that "Give me one of your characters and I'll match them with one of mine" Plurk meme?

"I'm a strawman you invented for this post why would I-"

ANYWAY, this post is like that, because I love that meme a lot and have way too many characters by far. So here is how this is gonna work, basically!

1. You leave a comment with a character journal you want matched up!

It's gonna be gay in some way bc pride month, even if that's Two Bisexuals, but include maybe what kinds of characters you think might ship well with yours, and like... a quick summary of their personality for me! Also specify if you're here for smut or not or if you want assumed cr or a particular relationship stage or... whatever other information you want to put in. Age range, certain characters/canons you definitely don't want, whatever! I wanna stretch out some of my lesser-used journals here, though, so no specific character requests!

2. I will reply with an offer!

You are obviously free to veto or respond or whatever, but I'll run through my muselist (or inevitably for someone make a whole damn new account) and find someone and reply with an ooc hashing-things-out comment. If it works, reply with a starter or an affirmation if you want me to start!

3. WATCH THAT MAGIC HAPPEN or potentially watch this idea crash and burn

Anything's possible when you believe!!!

Comments

[paranomasias]

MAN I GOTTA WATCH THIS SHOW I CANT KEEP BEING FORCED TO LOOK AT DISCOURSE FOR FREE LIKE THIS

anyway i think you know all three of these so no links BUT

Angel from Borderlands - I think the name is funny and also she deserves to say fuck

Jezebel Mephistopheles from Saint's Row - TWO OF THEM! TWO OF THEM!! for legal reasons they can be the daughters of different devils but it's too funny not to bring up the possibility here. if you arent familiar with gat out of hell shes mostly the hopeless romantic part of being a disney princess. also the arranged marriage part.

Bridgette Hashima from Close Enough - tell me "bridgette realizes shes bi and moves to hell" doesnt just sound like a plot that could happen on the show