MURDERGAME HISTORY

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ANGEL ★ BORDERLANDS

TRUSTFELL ROUND 3 ★ EDIFYING

❝ I don't care if it's hopeless. I've dealt with hopeless. ❞

canon point: Just barely pre-death
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: victim, case 7
notes: Dated the daughter of a mafia boss and got a terrorist for a dad, which is still way better than her canon family situation. Joined a gang, read a lot of romance novels with the protag of a young adult novel. Got killed by a vampire because he got bored. That vampire went on to date her dad. But then they were never alive at all, so maybe it didn't count.
notable cr: Chitoge, Isaac, Aligula, Katniss, Ferid
favorite thread: guess who's back, back again

JEZEBEL MEPHISTOPHELES ★ SAINTS ROW

IT'S CURTAINS R1 ★ THE HELL PRINCESS

❝ Have you tried a show without the human sacrifice? ❞

canon point: Post-GooH
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: Found love, that love immediately died. Contributed to taking down the mastermind by calling her gimmicky. Wrote a YA jukebox musical retelling of Faust. Went home with Natalie! Possibly after giving Draco Malfoy a spaceship, it's fine.
notable cr: Natalie, Hime, D-ne, Judas kinda by association
favorite thread: "hey eli wouldn't it be funny if they fell in love"

ALANI ★ BATTLEBORN

TRUSTFELL ★ SPIRITUAL

❝ I couldn't live with myself if I didn't try. ❞

canon point: whats a canonpoint
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: culprit, case 2
notes: Turned out to basically be Hanyuu's daughter, up to and including Hanyuu outliving her after she killed a man. Killed a literal angel to try to save her whole universe because since no one else played Battleborn I was able to make the tone of my canon a twist. Dated a bootleg crystal gem and tried to teach her killer how to Maybe Chill. Ended up saving the remnants of her universe and living with Vanille.
notable cr: Hanyuu, Vanille, Chiyuki, Gold, Phi
favorite thread: Primary Objective: Attack Alani

THE DUKE OF DETROIT ★ MOTORCITY

FOOLISH MORTALS MOCK TRIAL 1 ★ n/a

❝ Un-speakably bogus, little missy, tragically, awfully bogus. ❞

canon point: i forget
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: Was a piece of shit, now lives on the hard streets of toontown with everyone else.
notable cr: Kim, Tip, Wendy
favorite thread: actual power rangers human villain the duke of detroit

KAROLINA DEAN ★ MARVEL'S RUNAWAYS

FOOLISH MORTALS R1 ★ N/A

❝ A home away from home. As the resident teenage runaway, that's... nice. ❞

canon point: After the first arc
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: victim, case 1
notes: Had a crush on a lumberjack, died in an accident, got depression in the underworld, then dated that lumberjack later. First victim of an entire murdergame! Went to Gravity Falls with her lumberjack gf, who gave her her hat.
notable cr: Wendy, Wander, Anna S
favorite thread: look i swear not all of these will be confessions

PHYLLIS "PIZZAZZ" GABOR ★ JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS (IDW)

TRUSTFELL R5 ★ HARDCORE

❝ I'm as happy to have a giant Jim Henson puppet dad running around here as anyone, but I swear to God the number of people who have told me magic is real to my face is way too high. ❞

canon point: Mid-Misfits Miniseries
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: Came in lowkey hating everyone, left having adopted like five younger siblings. Found a bar and immediately named it after herself. Did a lot of music and a lot of screaming, but very quickly became a better person because she was a kids comic villain in a murdergame. Her strongest CR was with the mastermind, who she adopted, it's fine. Went home to continue her singing career and make peace with Jem and the Holograms. #scaredstraight
notable cr: Alex, Rin, Rose, Ryoji
favorite thread: listen im picking two, at least they're both with the same character

MAX CAULFIELD ★ LIFE IS STRANGE

AIRLOCKED R3 ★ CHAMPION OF ARCADIA BAY

❝ Everyone except Chloe is safe, because of me. That should feel good, shouldn't it? ❞

canon point: post bay end
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: Imprisoned for Time Crimes, also a murder she didn't remember. Guy Fieri was really nice to her and she didn't know why because no one knew why yet. Kept gathering dads??? Bisexual Crisis Cell 4 Lyfe. Became a space pirate and a princess.
notable cr: Pyrrha, Fukawa, Will Graham, Noctis
favorite thread: cw: lis episode 5

ANGEL ★ BORDERLANDS

TRUSTFELL R6 ★ EDIFYING

❝ Do you think there's a god? ❞

canon point: post-death
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: victim, case 7
notes: I was not here nearly enough, but Angel was sad, got happier, and then died in the same room to close cr of her killer from the last round, so that was fun. Went home with Alex and probably dated the Oxenfree character with the same voice actress because it's funny.
notable cr: Alex, Rin
favorite thread: tell me aaaaaaall your thoughts on god

REYNA RAMIREZ-ARELLANO ★ THE CAMP HALF-BLOOD CHRONICLES

FOOLISH MORTALS R2 ★ N/A

❝ sic erit; haeserunt tenues in corde sagittae, et possessa ferus pectora versat Amor. Cedimus, an subitum luctando accendimus ignem? ❞

canon point: Post-Blood of Olympus
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: culprit, case 3
notes: Had an angsty romance that ended in a greek tragedy, was the only character to request any particulars of her execution. Gave Donald Duck a knife. Went home with Thalia to go try to talk a goddess into not smiting them for Doing It, and to be just in time for Trials of Apollo to happen.
notable cr: Thalia, Belle, Chip, Marco in deadland
favorite thread: ashley and i basically apped just to do this thread lbr

ROXY LALONDE ★ HOMESTUCK

AIRLOCKED R4 ★ CHAMPION OF [SOUND OF A TRUCK PASSING BY]

❝ Nah, I don't have any big fuckin tips except like. Fuck 'em up? Yeah, that one. ❞

canon point: here
survivor pool: lmao
victim/culprit: final victim
notes: Local jokes girl here for coffee and shenanigans. Learned how to be a barista, made one afterparty, and died a Heroic death making a dumb Persona joke. Didn't do much with her in Deadland, but she did get a sweet hat. So that was pretty neat. Ended up traveling the universe and eventually going to work at Jane's bakery.
notable cr: Jane, Bolton, Akira, Penny, Kaiba, Chloe
favorite thread: it's ya girl, ?????

JYN ERSO ★ STAR WARS

FOOLISH MORTALS R3 ★ n/a

❝ I've spent the last month and a half or so trying to figure out one thing: why I still stand when I've had to watch so many die. Everyone I loved before I came here is dead. Many have died here. But I'm still standing. And though that point of view is a little self-centered, I think now... I've found the reason why I'm still alive. ❞

canon point: the death star test on scarif
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: final victim
notes: Mentored some kids, fuckin Shook an elderly woman, spent a lot of time thinking about the fact that she's alive and literally no one she knew well before this point is... Also had a grand and sweeping redemptive romance with a squirrel-themed super(kinda)villain. And then she got killed by a child, and THEN she fucking became a wizard, because that was the natural progression of her character, and I thank god for it. Met her squadmates in Elysium and got that sweet sweet closure. Oh also at some point in there she got Laid. Went back to the Marvel universe with Allene and got a decent apartment. Is still a wizard when she needs to be.
notable cr: allene, leia, kim
favorite thread: the best possible deathflag: jyn erso is happy and satisfied

MAX CAULFIELD ★ LIFE IS STRANGE

AIRLOCKED R5 ★ CHAMPION OF CHLOE PRICE

❝ Well, it's... that's over now. We're here now, and we're together, and no one's left who's gonna even challenge that. ❞

canon point: post bay end
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: Survived Murdergame 2, but like with a lot more trauma and pain. Shit fucked her right up, yo. Almost killed herself once, and somehow bonded with her new older brother over it, incredible. Reunited with Chloe Price against all odds, and got a goddamn happy ending.
notable cr: junpei, jane, pyrrha, touko, noctis, chloe
favorite thread: press x to emotions

BLACKBEARD ★ PAN

VISITANTS R1 ★ THE NEVERMIND

❝ Sleep tight, sweet prince. Something something something. ❞

canon point: just pre-death
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: MID-TRIAL KILL
notes: An attempt to dive right into the shitpost pool that didn't go great, making an attempt to edge in there from this point on. Local braggart and layabout, had a few arguments and died doing a semi-noble mid-trial kill. Hello, hello, hello, how low.
notable cr: noctis, the joker, mae
favorite thread: villain style tips with hugh jackman

CONTESSA "TESS" RUBIKOV ★ SERENITY ROSE

LOCKDOWN MOCK TRIAL ★ PROSPECT YELLGIRL

❝ Okay, two questions. First off, are you mad we figured out you have a tiny dick? ❞

canon point: post-canon
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: Did a lot of yelling, especially at npcs. Got everyone to start calling a major NPC "Todd," which is strong for a mock trial. Passed the test and is totally gonna go to Round One I guess! So that should be fun.
notable cr: Todd, Max, Flat
favorite thread: tess rubikov has a friendly talk with todd mcfarlane

BETH TEZUKA ★ BRAVEST WARRIORS

FOOLISH MORTALS NONDIS ★ N/A

❝ I mean... I'm not just talking about how you are in the ship zone, man. Just 'cause someone seems glossy and good doesn't mean they care about you. ... Or, brief trip back to the ship zone, my last boy-squeeze? He was totally cheating on me! I'm the smart one in the Bravest Warriors, I should have been able to tell! And I couldn't even tell until now, with some distance! Rose is one bummer color for your glasses to be, KD. ❞

canon point: ehhh somewhere in the last season
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: What the fuck do I even say about fm nondis. A lot of things happened, there was weed, we were a psa (and also space jam) all along. I got to use the phrase "sassy num-nums in the final trial.
notable cr: Audrey, Otis, Dan Backslide
favorite thread: this toplevel was just solid, but also shoutout to every dan thread

AGENT SAFEWORD (KINZIE KENSINGTON) ★ AGENTS OF MAYHEM

CARTESIO ★ N/A

❝ Oh, big dislike. ❞

canon point: post-game?
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: victim, case 7
notes: Oh my god I dropped the ball on Cartesio so hard I remember like nothing other than "You used me for alibi development" and the Flaming Dildo Launcher. I really need to play her again somewhere for real.
notable cr: Franciscus, Natalie
favorite thread: im gonna level with you this is the best i think i got

SNAKE PLISSKEN ★ ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK

HOTLINE ★ N/A

❝ A man sets a mine in front of the enemy, he should take responsibility for the damage, don't you think? Or do you make a habit of letting other people take credit for your work back home? ❞

canon point: Post-EfNY
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: I apped to have someone who wouldn't make friends and unfortunately for me he delivered. Idiot man. In a wild inverse of my usual type, he was really active during trials and did nothing during the week. Went back home and, without telling any of the people who might have helped him that he was planning to, decided to just overthrow the US government about it. That's the feeling he grew. God bless him.
notable cr: Kimberly Ann Hart, he liked the femblems, Ladd??
favorite thread: maybe the closest snake plissken came to an emotion about a person

CLARISSA / THE SUNKEN ★ OXENFREE

WE COULD BE R1 ★ THE DRIFTING

❝ That's a wild outlier for a floor full of fun-- well, ostensibly fun things. "Remember, we have mini-golf now, but you could always die!" ❞

canon point: Post Adler House
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: Culprit, Case 3
notes: What a wild fuckin ride man... sometimes you live in a shitpost for weeks, then the 97 idiots in your head make you kill two people and get themselves stuck in a furby before being sent straight to hell. Went home to awkwardly make amends with Alex.
notable cr: Shiro, Soldier 76, Leo, Lust for half a trial
favorite thread: look i cant not put the mtb i planned for months

X-23 / ARTEMIS LOGAN ★ X-MEN: EVOLUTION

ADVENTURER'S CLUB R1 ★ N/A

❝ Why are you all so nice to me? You, Cassandra, Logan- All I've ever done is prove that I'm the weapon they made me into- the only good I've ever done is because I... misfired! ❞

canon point: Post-Target X
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: Do you ever just... accidentally app a character with a mix of the backstory trauma of two other characters in-game? Got instantly hardcore adopted by a princess and her girlfriend, started figuring out how to like people, and then one member of her new family killed the other so that was a rough couple of days. Ended up running off to Corona to menace a perfectly nice seaside medieval kingdom with her knife hands and knife feet.
notable cr: Cassandra, Rapunzel, Leia, Marnie, Sugarplum
favorite thread: me: Well, I'm Fucked,

SHILO WALLACE ★ REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA

IT'S CURTAINS R2 ★ THE INFECTED

❝ Hey mom, dead mom / I need a little help here ❞

canon point: Post-Movie
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: Victim, Case 4
notes: I wasn't around as much as I wanted to be but I DID get to make Shilo die by losing a fight against an inanimate object. Arriving screaming and covered in blood was also solid, I started off pretty well. Learned she was fictional, decided "fuck it" and joined a band! Now she's a lady-in-waiting for the cast of Six. And is dating? one of them?? Postgame got wild. Unfortunately, because she knows the world's worst Narrator, is haunted by Graverobber for the rest of her life.
notable cr: Riley, Stephen, Anne of Cleves
favorite thread: "Oh, is that Sonic?"

SWEET MAYHEM ★ THE LEGO MOVIE 2

WE COULD BE R2 ★ THE PIECEMAKER

❝ I mean... there's no rule in the books that says a party can't be two parties, right? ❞

canon point: post-film
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: victim, case 4
notes: I cannot believe how long she managed to fake that she's cool and tough and tough and cool. Became weirdly good at solving trials? Got squid-based PTSD, but also a gf, so it all balanced out in the end! Was so gay that it helped kill pac-man. Note to self no more daily IC journals.
notable cr: shiki, michael, surolam, karone, et al honestly
favorite thread: even rapunzel didnt sing i see the light and watch a man die in the same fucking day

Violet Baudelaire ★ ASOUE (Books)

Castle W ★ Very Fine Daughter

❝ [ Before I begin relaying the events of Violet Baudelaire’s tragic stay in this castle, I must first relay a few notes for context. This particular chapter of her misfortunes is widely regarded as being apocryphal, a word which here means “the sort of thing people have schisms over the truth of.” ] ❞

canon point: early on in The End
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: victim, case 1
notes: Made a strong start in the intro, then..... immediately failed for the next two months to do much of anything. Gotta bring her out again sometime, though, when RL nonsense doesn't kill my ability to be Lemony Snicket.
notable cr: none.....
favorite thread: the terrible toplevel

Janis Sarkisian ★ Mean Girls (Musical)

It's Curtains R3 ★ Least Likely to Compromise

❝ Semantics! I'm not actually suggesting we talk about redemption arc discourse right now, this isn't twitter, this guy isn't Azula! ❞

canon point: During the show's broadway run
survivor pool: y
victim/culprit: n/a
notes: THEY CALL HER JANIS FOUR GIRLFRIENDS ON ACCOUNT OF HER FOUR GIRLFRIENDS- There was so much shitposting. So many memes. So much hand-holding. She became aware of the fourth wall. She's one of the founding members of a polycule with just an impressive number of children. She quoted a Snapcube real-time fandub at the final trial.
notable cr: Maya Tendo, Peregrine, Connor
favorite thread: what oh yeah sure ashley we can do a little thread with per hallucinating-

Harumi ★ LEGO Ninjago

We Could Be R3 ★ The Bladewind - The Good Daughter

❝ This is me, Marcy! This is who I've been the whole time. I think I just forgot who I am for a while, there. ❞

canon point: just before her heel-face turn in s9
survivor pool: n
victim/culprit: culprit, case 3
notes: I overthought a lego so hard and suddenly I was crying about her and I had to make 25 other people cry about her too!!! Hit betray, but like... had gotten the exact right combo of cr to make her attempt to be Evil last like. Two minutes. Did a lot of reflecting in Deadland, then went off to 13 Sentinels trying to change the genre of her life to mecha show but accidentally changed it to slow-burn romance??? It's normal.
notable cr: Ryoko, Emma, Marcy, Serizawa, Majima
favorite thread: look man i get to mtb SO RARELY

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Murdergame Wishlist/Goals

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- Play a mole
- A ship that breaks up in-game
- A real actual serious villain (on the player side)
- A completely normal slice-of-life person
- one day I will be the confused fantasy type who doesn't understand technology
- the team leader/organizer type
- when the FUCK will i play from an anime oh my GOD