...I'm pretty sure being that adorable is a goddamn crime, you know. Keep that up and I'm gonna have to put you under arrest.
[ Being cuter than Ema is Completely Illegal as far as she's concerned. ]
I'll have to lock you up and put you under bedroom arrest, which is worse than house arrest. And you'll have to deal with getting kissed by Snackoo breath forever. It's a life sentence, you know. It's that illegal.
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[There's the barest hint of... flirtiness to the word "reward" there, oh my god Vera.]
I'll have my usual.
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If I had met you two years ago and you had given me motivation like that, I wouldn't be still trying to take the damn thing...
[ Sounds like Ema's gonna be breaking out the zip ties once she gets those exam results in I mean what ]
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Well, the motivation's here now. And I wouldn't have offered any sooner, so...
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[ Hmph. She whips out her phone and starts picking out what she wants off Yelp. Technology is amazing... ]
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[But she will go ahead and quietly push one of the buttons on Ema's vest. She made a joke!!]
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[ Being cuter than Ema is Completely Illegal as far as she's concerned. ]
I'll have to lock you up and put you under bedroom arrest, which is worse than house arrest. And you'll have to deal with getting kissed by Snackoo breath forever. It's a life sentence, you know. It's that illegal.
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