MATCHMAKER MATCHMAKER MAKE ME A MATCH

[paranomasias]

OPEN MATCHMAKING POST

"What the hell is this, Lyndon?"

Good unnecessarily aggressive question, hypothetical person! Basically, do you remember that "Give me one of your characters and I'll match them with one of mine" Plurk meme?

"I'm a strawman you invented for this post why would I-"

ANYWAY, this post is like that, because I love that meme a lot and have way too many characters by far. So here is how this is gonna work, basically!

1. You leave a comment with a character journal you want matched up!

It's important that in this comment you include if you want f/f, f/m, m/m (I have like two or three workable dude muses as a warning right upfront), or are open to whatever, as well as what kinds of characters you think might ship well with yours, and like... a quick summary of their personality for me! Also specify if you're here for smut or not or if you want assumed cr or a particular relationship stage or... whatever other information you want to put in. Age range, certain characters/canons you definitely don't want, whatever! I wanna stretch out some of my lesser-used journals here, though, so no specific character requests!

2. I will reply with an offer!

You are obviously free to veto or respond or whatever, but I'll run through my muselist (or inevitably for someone make a whole damn new account) and find someone and reply with an ooc hashing-things-out comment. If it works, reply with a starter or an affirmation if you want me to start!

3. WATCH THAT MAGIC HAPPEN or potentially watch this idea crash and burn

Anything's possible when you believe!!!

Comments

[cascblade]

[ Phoebe does at least recognize to take a step back. Right, Angel is... probably super freaked out. Go team Hemsworth. ]

I think I might have misspoken. My goal is to make your system heal itself. We do know how to augment and, though your condition is unique, I have every confidence I can get you right back on your feet in time! I just need some of that time, dear, alright? And a little trust. Not much, just a little, and I'll do my best to earn it.

[brokencode]

[For a long moment, Angel simply stared at the woman, considering everything she had said. It seemed like a bad idea, agreeing with this strange woman. She said she knew the Vault Hunters, but without them there to confirm it, all she had to go on was Phoebe's word alone.]

[But then, strangers weren't ever the ones to hurt her, not really. There was always a chance that she might have been hired by Jack, another scientist to help poke at Angel and see what answers came out. But thus far, strangers had been the ones who had been far kinder to the woman.]

[It was a group of people whom she didn't really know that had saved her, after all.]

Okay.

[cascblade]

Excellent!

[ Phoebe will just... pull up a chair. ]

Are you hungry? I can have something brought in.

[brokencode]

[In truth, Angel wasn't hungry, hadn't been for longer than she could remember. Eridium was good at keeping her nourished, or at least keeping her alive. That didn't mean she didn't want to eat, however.]

If it wouldn't be too inconvenient, I would like something, yes.

[She settled back against a pillow for the time being, taking the time to study Phoebe. Her mind was still whirling, but with the bulk of information gathering out of the way, she had time now to try to make sense of it all on her own.]

I suppose I should thank you for everything.

[cascblade]

Fantastic! What would you like? Sky's the limit.

[ She will take the time to just call up a screen to put in the order! ]

You're very welcome. I really am happy to help, even if I don't seem like I should be.

[brokencode]

[This... was a stupid thing to be embarrassed over. There had been what she was sure was millions of dishes that she had wanted to try, but put on the spot, she couldn't think of any of them.]

How about... whatever your favorite is.

[That was easy enough. Perhaps she was putting too much faith in a stranger, but she doubted Phoebe would lead her astray.]