MATCHMAKER MATCHMAKER MAKE ME A MATCH

[paranomasias]

OPEN MATCHMAKING POST

"What the hell is this, Lyndon?"

Good unnecessarily aggressive question, hypothetical person! Basically, do you remember that "Give me one of your characters and I'll match them with one of mine" Plurk meme?

"I'm a strawman you invented for this post why would I-"

ANYWAY, this post is like that, because I love that meme a lot and have way too many characters by far. So here is how this is gonna work, basically!

1. You leave a comment with a character journal you want matched up!

It's important that in this comment you include if you want f/f, f/m, m/m (I have like two or three workable dude muses as a warning right upfront), or are open to whatever, as well as what kinds of characters you think might ship well with yours, and like... a quick summary of their personality for me! Also specify if you're here for smut or not or if you want assumed cr or a particular relationship stage or... whatever other information you want to put in. Age range, certain characters/canons you definitely don't want, whatever! I wanna stretch out some of my lesser-used journals here, though, so no specific character requests!

2. I will reply with an offer!

You are obviously free to veto or respond or whatever, but I'll run through my muselist (or inevitably for someone make a whole damn new account) and find someone and reply with an ooc hashing-things-out comment. If it works, reply with a starter or an affirmation if you want me to start!

3. WATCH THAT MAGIC HAPPEN or potentially watch this idea crash and burn

Anything's possible when you believe!!!

Comments

[brokencode]

Lifts... my hand up into the air. Anything is chill, if you're interested at all! Anything from smut to platonic cuddles to chaste lil finger brushies are fine by me

[cascblade]

OKAY THIS IS BARELY A CROSSOVER BUT CONSIDER phoebe providing recovery facilities after the vault hunters totally break her out and dont kill her and angel and phoebe ending up in some sort of

not exactly this but bonding over robots and then smooching

[brokencode]

YOOOO. I am. so here for this.

I like the idea of it being a slightly cliched thing of Angel waking up after everything is said and done and oh, hello there's this pretty lady here.

"I must be dead or dreaming, you can't be real."

[cascblade]

holy shit i am all for that

would you like to start or should i let's make this happen

[brokencode]

Do you mind starting off? I had to jump into working on something but i don't want to delay things too much?

Patchouli Knowledge | OTA but probably leaning a bit more toward f/f i guess?

[heptagram]

here's what you need to know about her: she purble

okay no but seriously she is a nerd. Not easy to get along with at first, but once she recognizes you as her friend, she is as good of a friend as you could ask for! She really likes reading. Sometimes she's a bit of a smartaleck, too, though, and doesn't like going outside too much. Hi, I'm bad at this. Smut is okay and just put her with everyone and anyone and see if it works

[itssnowingonmountgarou]

wooooould you be interested in a lazy disaster of a poet/mage who just sleeps and writes poetry

i feel like this could be a wonderful disaster

[heptagram]

yes i think this could be great just that patchy will still be bad at this

[itssnowingonmountgarou]

AWESOME do you have a pref who gets au'd where and when in the relationship they are at this point

[heptagram]

i mean i think it might be better to au patchy into fe-world? but i have no preference either way. same for the relationship part.

and whoops i forgot to get to this yesterday

Allie | Kaijudo

[mutantkoalabff]

Anything works pretty much! Allie defaults to m/f but with some close development + handwaving I play her as "oh heck i'm bi" so f/f could work too! She 14/15, depending on canon point, a bit of a troll, socially conscious, pretty caring, but devious when she's gotta, etc etc you know the basics of her

i also play her as half-monster but she.......does not know this, though she has an unconscious liking towards anything non-human so

lets ship some teenagers

[pidgeholed]

lmao i know you haven't done this show but

consider the beautiful chaos they could create WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE ALLIE TO SPACE

or ALTERNATE OPTION: snarky video game enthusiast and magical princess amy winston

[mutantkoalabff]

I LIKE BOTH OPTIONS LBR we have talked a bit about this. Let's do Amy first because Allie and Amy it's funny listen

[amymethyst]

YOU GOT IT

... are they dating and both keeping entirely separate secret lives as a magical girl and a kaijudo kid because that would be hilarious 2 me

[mutantkoalabff]

absolutely?? holy shit i'll set us something up tomorrow morning

[serrata]

u know what im fuckin here for

[bestoftherest]

i sure do

OKAY SO SINCE BOTH OF THEIR CANONS ARE POSTAPOC IN DIFFERENT CAPACITIES A. should this be some kind of Modern AU and B. should this be a meetcute or a Confession or a date

[serrata]

POUNDS MY FISTS ON THE DESK!!! MODERN AU MEET CUTE!!! let's make it as sickeningly cute and dumb as possible

[bestoftherest]

HELL YES P L E A S E

the real question now is how do they meet does nozomi run into rii-san while lost does rii-san come across nozomi after she failed to break up a fight or something does rii-san wander into her parents' restaurant WHAT FLAVOR OF CUTE AND DUMB DO WE WANT

[serrata]

oh my god can we PLEASE have a thread of rii running into her while she's lost and trying to help her out and then accidentally getting evEN MORE FUCKING LOST!!!

[destage]

you know I'll just do this ahead of time so this time I don't forget but

whenever you down, you know i'm here for the nerds

[l1r1]

the nerds

but what do we wanna do with the nerds

[destage]

...this is a good question :|a

do you wanna stick to like, a recolle based au where they're stupid college kids trying to survive the strange world (or not so strange), or should we drop one or the other into the other's canon perhaps

i'm down either way honestly

[l1r1]

hmmmm well i can say that Let's Not Go To Danganronpa #savesayaka2kforever

i think college au only because it saves me from having to handwave away a lot of jrpg nonsense (thanks ludger will protag)

[tokencanadian]

Hello again

I'm down and here for anything and also the thing we discussed in your plurk