MATCHMAKING POST: PRIDE 2023

[paranomasias]

LYNDON'S OPEN MATCHMAKING POST 2023: PRIDE EDITION

"What the hell is this, Lyndon?"

Good unnecessarily aggressive question, hypothetical person! Basically, do you remember that "Give me one of your characters and I'll match them with one of mine" Plurk meme?

"I'm a strawman you invented for this post why would I-"

ANYWAY, this post is like that, because I love that meme a lot and have way too many characters by far. So here is how this is gonna work, basically!

1. You leave a comment with a character journal you want matched up!

It's gonna be gay in some way bc pride month, even if that's Two Bisexuals, but include maybe what kinds of characters you think might ship well with yours, and like... a quick summary of their personality for me! Also specify if you're here for smut or not or if you want assumed cr or a particular relationship stage or... whatever other information you want to put in. Age range, certain characters/canons you definitely don't want, whatever! I wanna stretch out some of my lesser-used journals here, though, so no specific character requests!

2. I will reply with an offer!

You are obviously free to veto or respond or whatever, but I'll run through my muselist (or inevitably for someone make a whole damn new account) and find someone and reply with an ooc hashing-things-out comment. If it works, reply with a starter or an affirmation if you want me to start!

3. WATCH THAT MAGIC HAPPEN or potentially watch this idea crash and burn

Anything's possible when you believe!!!

Comments

[liedol]

i'm gonna front ive been awake since 3am and it's 9:40pm rn i'm too tired to explain what is wrong with this woman but give me the toxic yuris

[lovelylittlelie]

i just think it would be funny to make you think about shipping with her

[arcanefist]

Tosses a rough-and-tumblr brawler who's actually a major softy underneath all her scars at u

[re_verbed]

Feral racoon of a vaguely-teenaged supersoldier experiment, come at me.

[thirdbeauty]

So hey, here's my ship bicycle. She used to be your Average Anime Dude Protagonist but since her canon was a sexswap fanservice series, she's now a tall, pretty girl with long legs and big boobs who is incredibly flustered by all of the attention this gets her. Especially from other pretty girls.

Much as I make fun of the canon and the fanservice though, Natsuru is really sweet and caring and a huge dork that's fun to play off more confident types. She also tends to attract... people with a manipulative streak... since she's both a kind of passive, go-with-the-flow type and will mentally excuse everything for someone she's infatuated with...

[weirdlymagical]

whoops i dropped this perfectly good luz noceda here

[burdenedbee]

Brianna Lewis, Bria to her peers, is an intense, pretty and popular rich girl who suffers no nonsense, and hates things she deems to have no purpose. To her, a day relaxing is equal to “laying around like an idiot”. Intense and serious on the exterior, she holds a softer side and is extremely protective of those she deems hers. Bria knows she’s capable of commanding a power terrifying enough to protect herself and her sisterhood of girls—- but she’s also wise enough to know the cost of wearing a crown, and resists it with a steely resolve. Everything has a cost, she is careful to remind those around her, and Bria doesn’t want to be the one to have to pay it.