MATCHMAKING POST: PRIDE 2023

[paranomasias]

LYNDON'S OPEN MATCHMAKING POST 2023: PRIDE EDITION

"What the hell is this, Lyndon?"

Good unnecessarily aggressive question, hypothetical person! Basically, do you remember that "Give me one of your characters and I'll match them with one of mine" Plurk meme?

"I'm a strawman you invented for this post why would I-"

ANYWAY, this post is like that, because I love that meme a lot and have way too many characters by far. So here is how this is gonna work, basically!

1. You leave a comment with a character journal you want matched up!

It's gonna be gay in some way bc pride month, even if that's Two Bisexuals, but include maybe what kinds of characters you think might ship well with yours, and like... a quick summary of their personality for me! Also specify if you're here for smut or not or if you want assumed cr or a particular relationship stage or... whatever other information you want to put in. Age range, certain characters/canons you definitely don't want, whatever! I wanna stretch out some of my lesser-used journals here, though, so no specific character requests!

2. I will reply with an offer!

You are obviously free to veto or respond or whatever, but I'll run through my muselist (or inevitably for someone make a whole damn new account) and find someone and reply with an ooc hashing-things-out comment. If it works, reply with a starter or an affirmation if you want me to start!

3. WATCH THAT MAGIC HAPPEN or potentially watch this idea crash and burn

Anything's possible when you believe!!!

Comments

[disinhairit]

what a coincidence i have this amity blight right here

whatre you feeling for a setup

[weirdlymagical]

HM What indeed

maybe they finally get that beach episode they never got to have on account of being cut short?

[disinhairit]

omg yes

the real question is do they go to a human beach or a boiling isles beach

[weirdlymagical]

a boiling isles beach is so tempting but think of the shenanigans they could have on a beach with water that doesn't burn them at the touch!!

[disinhairit]

So we... just have to apply the one ointment before going to your beaches? Are you sure?

[ Here we are in the season three we deserved, on a group day at the beach! It's... an East Coast beach, it's not an amazing tropical beach, it's weirdly cold, but. ]

And we can... go into the water? On purpose?

[weirdlymagical]

Yyyup, just the one. I promise. No salves or magic creams.

[WE COULD'VE HAD IT AAAAAALLL - By that, we could've had a nice, west coast beach. Instead, it was much more cost effective to talk mama into a trip out to the nearest shore than a flight across the country.

Luz was just too happy to show Amity what Earth had to offer, and they'd already explored everything in the house. Now, the others had split to explore the shoreline, and Luz had stayed back to help her awesome girlfriend with the sunscreen.]

Yeah! The water is... Well, it's actually probably gonna be kinda cold? It's not like a San Francisco beach, but it's got charm!

[And weird smells.]