MATCHMAKER MATCHMAKER MAKE ME A MATCH

[paranomasias]

OPEN MATCHMAKING POST

"What the hell is this, Lyndon?"

Good unnecessarily aggressive question, hypothetical person! Basically, do you remember that "Give me one of your characters and I'll match them with one of mine" Plurk meme?

"I'm a strawman you invented for this post why would I-"

ANYWAY, this post is like that, because I love that meme a lot and have way too many characters by far. So here is how this is gonna work, basically!

1. You leave a comment with a character journal you want matched up!

It's important that in this comment you include if you want f/f, f/m, m/m (I have like two or three workable dude muses as a warning right upfront), or are open to whatever, as well as what kinds of characters you think might ship well with yours, and like... a quick summary of their personality for me! Also specify if you're here for smut or not or if you want assumed cr or a particular relationship stage or... whatever other information you want to put in. Age range, certain characters/canons you definitely don't want, whatever! I wanna stretch out some of my lesser-used journals here, though, so no specific character requests!

2. I will reply with an offer!

You are obviously free to veto or respond or whatever, but I'll run through my muselist (or inevitably for someone make a whole damn new account) and find someone and reply with an ooc hashing-things-out comment. If it works, reply with a starter or an affirmation if you want me to start!

3. WATCH THAT MAGIC HAPPEN or potentially watch this idea crash and burn

Anything's possible when you believe!!!

Comments

[brokencode]

Lifts... my hand up into the air. Anything is chill, if you're interested at all! Anything from smut to platonic cuddles to chaste lil finger brushies are fine by me

Patchouli Knowledge | OTA but probably leaning a bit more toward f/f i guess?

[heptagram]

here's what you need to know about her: she purble

okay no but seriously she is a nerd. Not easy to get along with at first, but once she recognizes you as her friend, she is as good of a friend as you could ask for! She really likes reading. Sometimes she's a bit of a smartaleck, too, though, and doesn't like going outside too much. Hi, I'm bad at this. Smut is okay and just put her with everyone and anyone and see if it works

Allie | Kaijudo

[mutantkoalabff]

Anything works pretty much! Allie defaults to m/f but with some close development + handwaving I play her as "oh heck i'm bi" so f/f could work too! She 14/15, depending on canon point, a bit of a troll, socially conscious, pretty caring, but devious when she's gotta, etc etc you know the basics of her

i also play her as half-monster but she.......does not know this, though she has an unconscious liking towards anything non-human so

lets ship some teenagers

[serrata]

u know what im fuckin here for

[destage]

you know I'll just do this ahead of time so this time I don't forget but

whenever you down, you know i'm here for the nerds

[tokencanadian]

Hello again

I'm down and here for anything and also the thing we discussed in your plurk